$SPY $FLYY So, people wanted our broke government, to bailout a broke private company (lemon socialism) that screwed over their investors, due to illegal naked shorting and a failed merger, due to a duped judge and corrupt SEC. Make it make sense. Let's say they did bail them out with imaginary debt notes, the cost of jet fuel would have left them bankrupt again due to Trump's holy war. 🤪🙃
"In January 2024, U.S. District Judge William Young blocked JetBlue's $3.8 billion acquisition of Spirit Airlines, agreeing with the Justice Department that the merger would violate antitrust laws by reducing competition and raising fares. The ruling, hailed as a victory for consumers, aimed to protect Spirit's low-cost model, though it led to Spirit's subsequent financial collapse" Source: Google AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9xRFmUhxk
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Here are a few better options to consider if your scheduled trip with Spirit has been canceled:
1. Fire yourself out of a cannon: You might not be alive when you get to your destination, but that's about the same as a Spirit flight.
2. Ride a hoverboard like in Back to the Future Part II: That took place in the movie in 2015, so those are readily available everywhere.
3. Bum a ride off Tiger Woods: This option offers free drink service.
4. Cram into a cardboard box and ship yourself via UPS: A convenient and speedy option.
5. Have a Wookiee carry you around in his backpack: With or without having your arms and legs blown off. It's up to you.
6. Tie a bunch of balloons to your house: Up, up, and away.
7. One of those e-bike things the kids are riding these days: There's only a slight chance of a fiery explosion
8. Walk up to an ICE agent and tell them you're in the country illegally: You'll receive a free trip to an exciting and exotic location.
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Canaries are yellow flying birds, just like Spirit jets. Know the signs from God.
Spirit bankruptcy the Canary in the Coal mine????????????????
I THINK SO! No more cheap flights. The economy was being boosted by Spirit’s failing business model.
